It isn’t that hard to figure out. If, say, you do not know what gender you are, take a peek.
When did this confusion begin?
When I was in high school in the 70’s I do not recall one person who wasn’t sure what sex they were. We knew! We knew because we looked! At ourselves and each other! There was not one boy with a vagina. A girl with a penis? Was it attached? Run!!!!!!
There were confused teens however. If I make a right at that stop sign will I hit the freeway?? If I smoke that pot will I end up like the girl in “Go Ask Alice?” Does that top really go with those jeans? Is that song about making love in a Chevy Van really good enough to be a top 10 hit?
Now the majority of people have no clue. They have to identify as something. What? When did this “identify as” happen? This is like a multiple choice quiz with no right answer.
People are identifying as rabbits, hairdryers and lint brushes. They wake up one day and identify a butterfly and the next they identify as a butterfly?????
And do not dare call Erika Eric!
Has a space ship beamed thousands of binary? non binary creatures down to earth? Non-binary??? Are you critters serious?
It would make for a hit game show.
I can picture Chuck Woolery hosting “What’s My Gender.”
[Game Show music plays as Woolery saunters onstage.]
“Welcome to, “What’s My Gender” a great show where you guessed it, if you can, what is the gender of the contestant!”
“Our first contestant has never been sure until today….hails from New Jersey, has driven a forklift and worked in the Pillsbury test kitchen, likes lipstick and football, musicals and motorcycles….guys, and dolls, snapchat, twitter and jdate. Stilettos and birkenstocks, beards and birds.”
“The question is, He or She?”
The show was cancelled after one episode due to audience confusion.
As an aside, the pharmaceutical industry was overjoyed when it classified a new disorder, (WPO) or Weird People Overload and came out with a new drug Motaxisrostasis…..that numbs people to non binaries and pronouncing the name. Of course a stiff drink could do the same thing.
I blame all of this on Ken and Barbie….iconic dolls who HAD NO GENITALS! It’s all Mattel’s fault….