- The World is scaring me to death! There are endless things that could kill or annoy me instantly…..at any time!
Like: GMO foods, pharmaceutical drugs and even worse the commercials, air, water and land, cruise ships, hair spray, mimes (just because) spit, masks, costumes (flammable), politics, guns and overlording, mosquitoes, Twinkies, lettuce, Helen Reddy songs, mouthwash, microwaves, Fox, CNN, Cable, Full House (the show), led lights, rhetoric, platitudes, attitudes, endless selfies, psychobabble, Twitter, eh, po, mo, za being called Scrabble “words”, Instagram, and paint guns, nail polish remover, smoking, gambling, congregating,, hoediwns, line dancing, bunny hops, debates, bad news looping all day, social distance (an oxymoron), disappointments and sorrow, job, no job, job, no job, Amazon, over Zooming, The Dump, loud patterns, loud people, fumes, chemtrails, rap music, loud noise at the 7-11 at 3 a.m, rat poison, rats and bats, big bugs, a masked person with a gun! (wait that’s my neighbor! [ think can”t tell]), reruns of Three’s Company, “Real” Housewives, Dobermans, pit bulls, a random elephant attack, a plane crash, bus crash, just being on bus, tripping on a rock, and hitting head, McDonalds “burgers”, fries, shakes, sucrose, fructose, corn syrup, cooking oil, Triscuits, biscuits, Senomyx, trans fats, low fats, butterfat, Vogue magazine (scary, is the model a man, woman, hybrid, clone) product a puzzle, teens dressed like hookers, the show T.J Hooker, young men with pants down, couture hats, Charles Nelson Reilly, shows with panels of judges , (enough I say, but who am I), caffeine, jellybeans, polyester, radiium, big box stores, Starbucks “coffee”, radiation, radio waves, cell phones, cell towers, 5g, “killer 5 g” coming (ad?), g strings, onion rings, hurricanes, candy canes, tornadoes, storms, a giant piece of hail, a bird attack, The Birds movie, any movie with Saw and Death in title, brutality, insecticides, arsenic in my rice, Stove Top Stuffing (what’s in there), Giant chicken breast at Jewel, bigger than entire chicken, (what is it really? A buffalo breast?), gangs, violence, asbestos, baby powder, a blowfish attack (politicians),, Dr Oz (really from there), Cannon (tbe show), Barnaby Jones (the show), sharks, tidal waves, radio waves, spam on email or in can, alien invasion, shock of seeing green alien in Walmart, knives, swords, machetes, razor blades, bows and arrows, boulders, gummy anything, cancers, sulffites, nitrates, syringes filled with mystery fluid, Jagermeister, diet coke, nutrasweet, aspertame, Hostess cupcakes, explosions, ibs, carbon monoxide, experts, kid actors, clowns, ecoli, raw meat, fake meat, mystery meat, plant (petroleum) meat, pollution, poison in basically anything unless I grow it, projectiles, sneezes, wheezes and geezers, spiders, snakes, cannonballs, body fluids, 100 year olds driving cars into buildings, smoke, fires, catastrophes, apostrophes, calamities, Covid, bird flu, swine flu, H1N1, Zika, bat soup, Aids, basic flu, leukemia, diabetes, pneumonia, high blood pressure, militias, stampedes, centipedes, sodium, fluoride, margarine, I can’t believe it’s not butter (I can), anything in a can, metals, aluminum, plastics, fighting, infighting, verbosity, pomposity, fake celebrities deceptions and lies, takeovers, lockups and downs, cakes and mud pies, plastic wrap, tin foil, hormones in fast “food”,over sanitizing, suffocation, asphyxiation, lacerations, landslides, earthquakes, asteroid hitting earth,, the movie ‘The Shape of Water”, …The Edward Munch painting ‘The Scream”…..because I hate that painting and now I can relate to it!
My head is swarming with “experts”. Authorities here there and everywhere.
I just can’t taket it! I will just pray to God because I know this is Not what he envisioned. I know he is not tuning in to Netflix and chowing down on Mcnuggets and yelling at news feeds. Well maybe he is. (the news feeds) …but I trust his judgment.
My alarm is ringing…..why its another day in paradise!!!. I push off the satn sheets in my cabana in Bora Bora, shake my long silky hair and thank God profusely that was all a horrible horrible nightmare like the Dallas episode years ago. Everybody us frolicking here in the sand and ocean eating mangoes and coconuts, swimming in clear turquoise waters getting along just swell. A rainbow of people. I see a taupe man, a nagenta woman, no one here cares. The only device here is my hammock swaying in the warn breeze….. Life is but a dream….. If only…..